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Big Chomper Girls T-Shirt

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Taking acting lessons from the piranha plant in Super Mario Bros. and Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors, Chomper is a massive, tooth-filled Venus fly trap with a penchant for devouring the undead. This genetically-enhanced purple plant monster is capable of devouring any zombie sent at it in one bite, making it a formidable opponent against the hordes of the undead, and an invaluable friend to proper gardening enthusiasts. Exercising caution around Chomper is a necessity, however, since it takes quite a while to finish its meal, and you might not want to be around when it gets hungry again.

This Big Chomper girls t-shirt features a shirt-spanning image of Chomper in all its purple, toothy glory. Perfect for scaring off zombies, or anyone who happens to be afraid of large images of plants, this tee proudly shows off the fact that your little gamer isn’t one to shy away from a zombie attack, or that he or she simply likes to play video games. Chomper comes in three sizes, is made of 100% cotton, and is also 100% pink. What? You’re not into pink? Well, hold on a sec while I tell Chomper how you don’t like the color of the shirt it asked to be on.

This doesn’t really have anything to do with the T-shirt, but Zombie Mouth is a serious issue worth your attention:

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