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Chewie’s Wookie Board Kids T-Shirt

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What’s the first thing you need to know about wookies? You always let the wookie win. Whether playing Dejarik in the lounge of the Millennium Falcon or dropping into the half-pipe at your local skate park, it’s always considered good form to allow your furry companion to walk home with bragging rights… because an angry wookie is an arm-ripping wookie.

Of course, “letting the wookie win” assumes that he can’t hold his own in whatever you’re doing. The fact of the matter is, you’d better have some pretty tough chops if you plan on challenging Chewbacca to a skate-off (that’s a thing, right?).

Don’t be surprised when that seven-and-a-half-foot-tall ball of fur pulls off a 360-ollie while riding fakie, just before dropping into the bowl, only to pull off a perfect 540, then crosses his arms and stares at you smugly, daring you to do better. When you can’t (even if you could, you won’t. Remember our discussion in paragraph one?), he’ll raise his skate board in triumph and let out a mighty, ululating roar, the image of which will be forever ingrained in your memory as the most awesome thing you’ve ever seen.

You’ll have no choice, then, but to forever commemorate that moment by donning your children in this fine, 100 percent cotton t-shirt, emblazoned with the image of Chebacca’s greatest moment of triumph.

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