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Tagsearly elementary, t-shirt, tween
Who’s awesome and has two thumbs? Well, technically not Darth Vader, him being “more machine now than man” and all, but despite his lack of his original digits, Vader still has awesomeness by the freighter load.
Who else in the galaxy could survive being exposed to molten lava – LAVA – and still manage to come back to hunt down and defeat most of the remaining Jedi throughout the Galaxy? I mean, here’s a guy who’s basically a walking life-support machine, and he’s still the baddest dude in the Empire. Yeah, Emperor Palpatine was pretty gnarly, and Luke Skywalker, Vader’s son, was coming into his own, but Vader defeated both of them (granted, Luke does come back to defeat dad in Return of the Jedi, but there’s a pretty good chance Vader let it happen.) Not to mention that Vader, AKA Anakin Skywalker, was the Chosen One who did, in fact, restore balance to the force when he took our Palpatine and himself in the process. Considering all of this, no one can deny the pure, distilled awesomeness of the helmeted Lord of the Sith.
Celebrate this paragon of both the light and dark sides of the Force with the Darth Vader is AWESOME Kid’s T-Shirt. Sporting a print of a dramatically posed Darth Vader, light saber drawn and ready for battle, and the phrase “This is what awesome looks like,” this 100 percent cotton t-shirt is the perfect apparel for the young Star Wars fan in your household.