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I’ll Never Stop Pooping Onesie

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Face it: one day your child is going to slouch into your living room swigging Pepsi from a liter bottle while wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt. You will become excited as you foolishly assume this sartorial choice means your son/daughter has moved past directing his or her Sims’ characters to mow their virtual lawns. You will have waited 15 long years for this moment. You will smile and initiate a meaningful conversation about Marxism and Cuban politics, only to be met with a blank stare and rolling eyes.

Don’t let this happen to you. Teach your children early and often about the importance of being knowledgeable about the messages they convey via their tattered tees. Seibei’s “I’ll Never Stop Pooping” onesie, which comes in sizes 3-24 months, can help. Let’s dissect the attributes of this garment: its message is as sincere as they come since, as we all know, everyone poops and, with luck, everyone will keep on pooping until they can’t poop no more. So there’s that.

Now let’s focus on the adorable doggie pooping a rainbow into the sky — can you find a more perfect way to convey to your pre-toilet training toddler that pooping is a magical experience? The 100 percent cotton onesie is printed with CSPIA-compliant water-based inks, so you can feel confident knowing your baby is safe from harmful toxins and chemicals.

Did I mention how cool babies look in black?

 

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