Gamer Warning Tee

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Alright, it’s the last lap of the last course of Star Cup. Only took me about twelve minutes to get here. No problem, I’ve got this. I’ve been in first place this entire race, and I know the course like the back of my hand. There we go, weaving in and out of the large cars along Toad Circuit, nothing too bad yet. It’s the last turn before the finish line! Wait… what’s that noise? Is that a blue shell? It IS a blue shell! NO! Not again!

Aaaaand… 7th place. That’s probably just enough to knock you into second on the leaderboards for a shiny silver cup. Goodbye minutes of your life. Guess what the best part is? You passed on your genetic propensity to feel like this to your kids, so odds are, they’re going to do the exact same thing. Don’t worry, we all feel this way (who designed blue shells, anyway?), so we may as well give people in the immediate vicinity some fair warning.

This Gamer Warning t-shirt would feel right at home worn by anyone who plays games with obnoxious mechanics, but we feel it’s best served to pass the torch on this one. We’ve already done our time. It’s time for the next generation to feel the sting. Gamer Warning comes in a variety of colors and sizes to match any kid’s wardrobe, too. Just try to avoid the controller hurling.

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