Congratulations, you’re pregnant! So much to do! So many cute things to buy!
First things first: hitting the baby section of the big box store. You’ve always apathetically cruised passed it before, but now it’s bound to be your favorite section in the store, right? Then, you discover the cold, hard reality: there’s nothing there but pink and blue giraffes and monkeys. You know what? F*CK pastel jungle animals.
Any punk worth his or her salt knows that cultivating the perfect t-shirt collection is one of the most important parts of life. Why start this kid off with an awful wardrobe? You know better than to spend money on clothes for yourself that you hate; why should it be any different for your mini-you? There are definitely other options out there, starting with Baby Rebellion.
I’m pretty proud to say that my kid’s first baby onesie will be the ABCDEF…UCK romper; I just hope they come out just as playful and full of attitude as this outfit. Not that you need cool points, but how much cred would it have bought your parents if you came across an old photo of yourself wearing this beast instead of that white lacey thing with ribbons? Someday your kid will look back and thank you for being so f*cking awesome.
Because my own little baby clothes model has about six months to go and you definitely don’t want to see me squeeze into this thing, my fat little baby-sized dragon offered to model the onesie instead.
The stencil lettering may scream hard-rock roadie, but this 100% cotton onesie is super soft to the touch and has no annoying tags because little punks should be crying out against authority, not uncomfy clothes. Available in non-pastel pink, purple, blue and army green, there are lots of options if you’d like to deviate from classic black.
Get the black ABCDEFUCK onesie here in sizes 3-24m.