Love 2 Loves
Tagsearly elementary, teenage mutant ninja turtles, tween
When I was in the third grade, my friends and I put together a routine for the school talent show in which we dressed up like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and flailed around the stage showing off our sweet ninja moves.
We didn’t make it into the show. Which is sad because I was very convinced that the world NEEDED to see my awesome nunchaku skills.
To this day I am convinced that what barred us from our moment in the lime light was less a failure of our abilities, or shortsightedness of the school faculty, but rather our lack of sweet Ninja Turtle shells. If only the TMNT Shell Backpack (with masks!) was available when I was a kid, things might have been different. Maybe we would have gotten into James K. Polk Elementary School talent show, which would have then, inevitably, spring boarded our careers in exposition martial arts, launching us into the upper stratosphere of fame and success.
Alas, it is too late for me, but not for the next generation! This officially licensed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles collectible offers plenty of room for your kids’ books, so they can work on their amazing science skills and become as smart as Donatello. It also includes four colored felt masks, so your kid can choose between Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello or Raphael, even being a different turtle each day. Either way, prepare for frequent shouts of COWABUNGA, and an endless string of requests for the strangest pizza toppings imaginable.